shitty ape

Shitty Ape describes a person who don't wipe their rear end

Look at the guy, got poo on his are, what a shitty ape!

by Geordie January 18, 2016

AP Gooning

A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:

- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:

- AP Chemistry

- AP Calculus BC

- AP Physics

- AP Literature

- AP United States History

- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.

Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.

No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.

No known persons have passed the exam.

"Why am I scheduled for the 'AP Gooning' exam? I don't goon."

"Sure..."

by Glendonson June 10, 2025

Shad Ap

Australian term/slang to tellsomeone to be quiet

side note can be used for Yorkshire dialect too,

Shad ap ya dick head

by Dan2024 May 17, 2025

Your mom's ape

Something you say to a question you don't feel like explaining.

Clueless person: "What's that?"

You: "your mom's ape"

by Your mom's ape February 25, 2021

AP Economics

AP Economics is a scam class made by the collegeboard, which is ironic because they’re basically a true definition of a monopoly. If you don’t know what a monopoly is, it’s when one firm controls an entire market, getting to set their own high inflated prices, benefiting few consumers achieving a near productive or allocated efficiency. Does this sound familiar? Oh wait that’s literally the Collegeboard (commentary credit to @AnxiousJoe on Youtube. You can find it on his AP Test Tier List video.), and on top of that, you will find yourself graphing A LOT!! If you’re not a math or statistics person, graphing is going to be difficult for you. This class is basically a second math class even though it claims “that it’s minimal”, gurl I still have to find the area of a triangle in AN ECON CLASS. You may have to deal with poor grades and bad GPA!! Side effects of this class includes watching too much Jacob Clifford videos, staying up until 3 AM, having a low self-esteem, graphing until your hands hurt (aka arthritis), joints swelling, being on meds like advil and tylenol, and having mental breakdowns.

student 1: how was the ap economics test?
student 2: man i don’t understand microeconomics. what the hell is the supply and demand curve? i still don’t understand what price elasticity means.

second semester:

student 1: dude do you know what a monopoly is?
student 2: what the hell is that? i’m not learning macroeconomics right now.

by kiwikookie November 8, 2022

AP Biology

A pretty easy class, I took it as a freshman and it's not as hard as many people think. It does require good student effort and listening in class, but most people get 5s on the exam.

Person 1: How's AP Biology going?

Person 2: It's going well. I have an 89, but the notebook check should bring it up.

Person 1: Cool.

by Yu Sao January 27, 2017

Ape in blind

When someone throws themselves into an investment, project, or trend without doing any research or thinking it through — just rushing in full force hoping for the best.

“Bro saw the coin pumping and decided to ape in blind… now he’s broke by Monday.”

by DjRob1337 September 9, 2025