Tactical Goon

The act of gooning for mental clarity to compleat a task.

"Man i hit a tactical goon last night to finish my math assignment"
"god i gotta try that sometime i fell asleep and couldnt finish"

by Crankinghogsallnight March 22, 2026

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Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

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Tatiana

shes a beautiful Mix of africa :) One of the parents was a hot model. This is the kind of girl your going to invest in

Tatiana is the girl you have totally invest in . She's fun but your standards are high.

by Virgos Child March 20, 2025

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Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.

I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025

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Tactical

(with respect to a point in time (or space))

An adjective used to attach an expected delayed arrival to an otherwise precise date.

Alternatively also used to attach an expected imprecision to an otherwised fixed meeting place.

Gabi: "Let's meet at a tactical 12:15."

*Maja is on time, Rosi isn't*

Maja: "Where is Rosi?"

Gabi: "Don't blame him, we agreed on a tactical date."

Maja "Fair."

by Tactical Tactician April 9, 2025

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