shit-twat

A person that talks shit (negative, diarrhea of the mouth, smart ass statements) and that is a pussy (chicken shit, runs away as soon someone ones to beat their ass for running their mouth). A pussy that talks shit.

That shit-twat is always lingering around stirring trouble. Tell that shit-twat you want to kick their ass and they will magically disappear.

by liveonce March 24, 2017

Twat salad

A person who is an unbelievably large twat. An idiot and an endearing joke term used between lesbian lovers. Also referred to as twat sandwich or twat waffle.

Oh my god, my girlfriend is such a twat salad.

by Cincio April 8, 2017

Cunting Twat

Someone who is a twat and also a cunt.

That referee Kevin Friend, he's a cunting twat, how is that a foul by Harry Maguire?

by WargainV2 January 12, 2021

sizzling twat

A twat so amazing that it sizzles. A lady known to live in Temecula, CA and be a member of the most exclusive club in town. She likes to go to Palm Springs every summer, break cups, eat sandwiches in the Jacuzzi and lounge in her active wear. She is awesome and amazing, hilarious beyond compare. She is loyal and generous, and her farts smell like angel kisses. She can be clumsy and fall down stairs and break things. She can cannonlog the shit out of a pool. Her laugh can be a cackle you hear in your dreams or nightmares. She can be a clean eating super freak or eat Twinkies for breakfast. She likes dolphin shaped sex toys and has a gag reflex like a baby eating solids for the first time. She can make chainsaw noises like a mother fucker and take out a cactus with her toes. She will dry hump a pool noodle, be freakishly strong and known to have a clean shaven snatch like stamped concrete. Also answers to the name Cookie Killjoy, Virginia, Mime, Sweet Tea, Cannonlog, Chainsaw, Fluffy, Tiki Tiki and Cactus Dawn.

Hey have you heard of those Sizzling Twats? Those bitches are bad ass. I want to be a member of that group!

by Fluffy Orange Princess January 13, 2018

twat meister

A player, ladykiller, chick hound.

Look at the twat meister, he shoots , he scores , she's sore

by words4play March 23, 2017

sick twat

A mad cool dude from jersey. Usually a fist pumping orange tanned grease ball

Dude you see that sick twat over there?
He's def dtf my ass

by Thehangryjew January 30, 2016

twat bot

1. A horny person in search of female genitalia.

2. A person on the hunt for a female to have sex with.

3. One who trolls social media or the streets looking to get laid.

4. A nickname relating to a male person who sleeps with many women- may be labeled as a womanizer or a 'man whore'.

One should always be cautious of whom they meet online, they might be a sexual predator... an online twat bot.

by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022