THE AMAZON TWISTER

is when a guy is in the crab walk position and the Asian women is twirling around his dick, while singing upside down by jack johnson, and eating banana split ice cream from dairy queen (DQ), while the guy is getting a hot dog shoved up his ass by his brother who has been watching them do this very complicated procedure! and right when the man is about to spurt his wife walks in!! and when he does spurt he shoots her up like a geyser!! its pretty magical, trust me i've done it

Guy1: dude i was doing the amazon twister last night with with sexy Asian chick!, but now my wife is filing for a divorce!

Guy2: damn that sucks, but at least you fucked an Asian chick, they be tight

Guy1: yeah i know, i tore her walls down

by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

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Tristan

Master dick rider, will do anything for his "friend". Doesn't get invited to stuff, no real friends. Some think he is retarded

Have you met Tristan?

Ya I think that guy wants my dick he's really uncomfortable

by Jfkdnfnfrn June 15, 2018

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twisty thing

the "twisty thing" is an act preformed during a blow job in which the mouth, which is working on the head, moves in the opposite direction of the hand that is also working the shaft.

Ira did the twisty thing for a hour and a half ... it was excellent, I think he is going platinum.

by desagy November 29, 2003

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Tristin

The most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is great kids and can get along with just about anybody. He loves working out and when he puts his mind to something it gets done. He has the best heart and says the sweetest things. They don't usually go after "sluts" they have a criteria for the girls they like. They are fantastic as a best friend but even better as a boyfriend.

I wish Tristin was my boyfriend.

by TheNameIsGiggles July 17, 2017

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