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Thomas the Taint Engine

The act of first blowing a vape cloud in your partners asshole. They then fart out the cloud while bent over screaming "TOOT TOOT!" Extra points given if you sing the thomas the tank engine theme song and move your arms like a locomotive chanting "CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO!"
"i TOTALLY DID A THOMAS THE TAINT ENGINE WITH LUCY LAST NIGHT!' "CANT WAIT TO TRY IT AGAIN, TOOT TOOT!"
by railroader69 June 2, 2019
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thomas bartle-selby

A person who pretends to be sick to get out of school
Person 1- “OMG someone’s been sick”
Person 2- “ oh it’s only Thomas bartle-Selby”
by Big peepee123 September 29, 2019
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Thomas James

Thomas James is sexy, usually married to a very serious woman who loves him with most of her heart. Thomas James will achieve every goal he has when it comes to his studies and school work. Thomas James works best as a drug and alcohol counselor or a hypnotherapist.
Thomas James just hypnotized us during drug rehab therapy and now nobody wants to drink or do drugs anymore.
by DrankSmart April 27, 2020
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Thomas the Tank Engine

Looks like this is the end of ole thomas the tank engine.
Thomas the tank engine is being shot down in the skysbover berlin
by Whatacunundrum September 9, 2020
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thomas grehan

The most superior person in the world, no one comes close to him, praise thomas Grehan #1
Wow it’s Thomas Grehan , I can’t wait to meet him.
by Italian buffet October 26, 2020
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Thomas Carmody

by WillowBlades October 6, 2021
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Thomas Tuchel

Thomas Tuchel is a German professional football manager and former player who is the current head coach of Premier League club Chelsea.
Known as the most attractive, handsome and smart manager of the football history.
Even Taylor Swift wrote her song (Wildest Dreams) about him (he's so tall and handsome as hell, he's so bad but he does it so well)
When you see an attractive smart blonde mid 40s man call him Thomas Tuchel
by Mrs Unban November 22, 2021
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