lit biscuit

the common term “lit”, signaling that things are awesome. Followed by “biscuit” showing everyone you are a tool and smoked meth in the 90’s.

“Yo man come out to the bars tonight?”
-“Shit man Idk”
“ C’mon man this shit is gonna be lit biscuit”
-**hangs up

by Doctor English May 28, 2018

autistic biscuit

the smartest most amazing person you will ever meet. keep them, trust me

Person 1: Hey who is that?
Person 2: oh that’s the schools new autistic biscuit!
Person 1: oh the person that won 8 Nobel prizes?
Person 2: yeah!

Person 1: alright!

by Fart.Nugget June 2, 2018

buttercream biscuit

A sweet-hearted woman with killer dimples.

She's a total buttercream biscuit.

by justsomedewd March 11, 2021

shit on a biscuit

When you sick of everyone's shit and don't know how else to describe it

Someone: "I did so much better than you on that math test."
Me: "Well I might as well shit on a biscuit."

by THESEAREREALWORDS April 21, 2018

road biscuit

The female equivalent of road head. When a woman receives oral sex while operating a motor vehicle.

That was the most magnificent road biscuit she had ever had.

by lilred1983 November 27, 2014

River Biscuit

A slang term for human feces.

I need to go float a river biscuit.

by Miguele Ghee June 2, 2018

domino's & biscuits

The Hippie interpretation of the Latin Blessing ,"Dominus vobiscum" But your Too Stoned to say it...

You cross yourself as you speak" Domino's & Biscuits " before you do something your not sure of...And you can "Bless"others before they do stupid stuff... Domino's & Biscuits Dude! ❤️❤️

by Zanetree October 19, 2018