Spoon

A spoon is someone who is to dumb to realize when you are in need of a fork.

My gosh, Beckie is such a spoon trying to wash her hands with bleach.

by ItzLuci August 12, 2018

Bogey spoons

Another name for finger nails due to them being very useful when it comes to scooping bogeys from the nostrils.

Sharon is off to get her bogey spoons done at the nail salon later.

by Jimbo Baggins March 12, 2025

Rusty Spoons

An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.

Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen April 22, 2024

Spoon in the Gelato

Italian netflix and chill

He put his spoon in the gelato!
Omfg y’all did the Italian netflix and chill

by chev1927 June 2, 2018

spoon shroom

when a man spoons with a woman just for anal sex.

"Did Joseph really spoon shroom allysa last night?"

by dagger dick dave February 22, 2021

Mould spoon

To have sex using a Condom that has been reused to the point it becomes mouldy

Reusing that old condom would just be mould spooning at this point.

by Grannyshitter March 19, 2022

1 Guy 2 Spoons

A video of a guy popping his eyes out with 2 spoons.

Henry: Hey Kai did you see the 1 Guy 2 Spoons video
Kai: Yeah it was insane, why would he even do that!?

by Arti_i June 25, 2024