max's penis

the worlds largest penis and likes to make his friends suck it

man your really have a max's penis

by JustRocky April 12, 2022

Max Pea

The sexiest man I've ever laid my eyes on... sweet smart sooo good looking my best friend my homie my nigga my everything i just want him to be my man for life..... Desi Star.... Baby Bangs...ill always be ur ride or die bae!!!!!

Max Pea my man to be

by Baby Bangs February 28, 2022

Max Bangz

Dope DJ coming out of Boston that likes to blow peoples mind with electronic euphoria and penetrating bass

Bro: "Yo my dude did you see go out last night Max Bangz blew my mind; I was chillin on a xanny bar and a few brews and he was destroying the party playing shit I never even heard before, I was having so much fun I blacked out and when I came to I was in a bed with seven of the finest bitches each from a different country in a gigantic Mansion at an undisclosed location and they were all loving it"

Dude: "Yea bro he's a legend I'm trying to go see him when he plays next"

by straightbanga October 22, 2012

max sun

A very sexy man

That man over their is a Max Sun

by Therealone123456789 August 2, 2021

max off

For a female to pleasure herself sexually.

No, he stood me up, and my credit card is maxed out, so I'm just going to stay home and max off.

by Chief Esteben November 23, 2009

dud max

Someone who is the maximum amount of dud; a fucking idiot.

I was driving home from work and some dud max totally cut me off!

by SlamYourself January 6, 2017

max bling

A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT

FUCK YOU MAX BLING DICKHEAD

by ShakaylaisHawt June 7, 2016