golden handshake

The act of urinating on one's own hand then vigorously shaking the hand of another

Wow, Bill was pleased with himself after he gave his boss a golden handshake for stealing his idea.

by feeling froggy?? February 3, 2006

golden rain

Herion

Golden rain , texture like sun. There's no frowns with golden brown.

by CalmG September 5, 2003

golden dick

a baseball term; when a pitcher retires the first and only 27 batters he faces by the way of strike out.

Wow, i feel good today, i may throw a golden dick. I would trade my wife to throw a golden dick for the yankees.

by j-magic September 4, 2006

Golden birthday

When you turn the same number as the number of the month your birthday falls on (eg. 22 on January 22). This birthday is the on,y birthday you are guaranteed to get laid. You must go to the bar regardless of age or relationship status and enjoy getting your "golden kill".

Yo man it's my golden birthday so I'm gonna get some golden pussy tonight!!

by mackwort January 21, 2015

Golden Hour

When a guy plays with a girls long blond hair for hours so he can get hard

Craig : Wow look's like Jake's enjoying A Golden Hour with Kiersten again!
Chad : Yeah I remember my Golden Hours with Kiersten she would caress me face with her locks as I fucked her in the ass then she would wrap it around my cock til I came all over it!
Steve : Hey guy's check out my new blonde wig isn't it sexy!
Chad : Oh Wow! Hey Steve would you like to join me in my office I need a Golden Hour so my dick can get hard!
Steve : Ok but only if I can suck on it once it get's hard!
Chad : Uh Yeah that's the point!
Kaylee : Hey where's Steve & Chad going?
Craig : Chad's going to enjoy a Golden Hour with Steve's new wig then Steve get's to suck his hard dick!
Kaylee : Uh that's disgusting!
Craig : Yeah no kidding!

by SlopNChop May 19, 2018

golden egg

a) at any given company or place of business, the most role-model, loyal, well behaved, well employee who is also the hardest to replace when the latter either leaves the company, retires, or is killed (either homicide by another disgruntled employee or other reasons)

b) (at a strip club or nude modeling agency): the most in-demand stripper or model who is so hard to replace that the club or modeling agency wouldn`t be the same without them.

the definition b) of golden egg comes from the Facebook game Criminal Case where, in case #17, Rozalia Davidov, actually describes Emma Ternon as a golden egg

by Sexydimma August 25, 2014

Golden Hand

When your at the doctor's office, and your forced to pee in a cup. Unfortunately, you also happened to drink too much and you have an "overflow". The result is pee all over your hand and possibly your surroundings.

Ohhhh damn it! I got the golden hand. AGAIN!
(wipe hand on wall)

by The Golden Ones December 4, 2010