by Homieslicenibroskeniweenie September 08, 2016
by CBK2k7 January 12, 2007
a euphemism for female masturbation.
Boyfriend: "Hey, what did you do today?"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"
Girlfriend: "I got tired of waiting for you to come home, so I started bouncing the bearded clam when you called."
Boyfriend: "Damn!"
by Mel09 May 10, 2006
The act of saving your cum, pouring it into your partner's vagina. Putting oyster crackers and eating it with a spoon.
by TheChowderExpert March 11, 2015
by m_steph55 July 28, 2010
An action in which the person of interest lying in a bathtub, with a group of men surrounding him or her. The men then ejaculate on the bathtub, forming the chowder, they then turn around and shit on the tub, forming the "clams".
Benjamin was feeling a little feisty today, so he called up a couple of buddies to prepare the Singapore Clam Chowder.
by OmegeDas January 13, 2015
When shit hits the fan, but you have to push forward. Used in the same way as #fml
Term typically used by left-wing, East Coast feminists under the age of 30, used when they feel like they don't have a voice in a male-dominated society
Term typically used by left-wing, East Coast feminists under the age of 30, used when they feel like they don't have a voice in a male-dominated society
Chad: (rushes ahead to open door at trendy New England cocktail lounge) 'Let me get this for you beautiful hoodies'
Feminist #1, Cris: Thanks?
Feminist #2, Jo: (eye roll, proceeds to the bar Cris)
20 minutes later...
Bartender: (drinks in hand) 'These are from the gentleman at the end of the bar' (nods towards Chad)
Jo: (eye roll)
Cris: 'Ahhh, gag my clam....'
Feminist #1, Cris: Thanks?
Feminist #2, Jo: (eye roll, proceeds to the bar Cris)
20 minutes later...
Bartender: (drinks in hand) 'These are from the gentleman at the end of the bar' (nods towards Chad)
Jo: (eye roll)
Cris: 'Ahhh, gag my clam....'
by CopperBopperCarl2 November 18, 2019