speed bumps

a Homosexual slang word for Hemorrhoids

"Armando's Speed Bumps hurt me pretty bad last night"

by LiquidSteal April 12, 2006

speed squeeze

A super quick dump. Brought on by one of two methods: Either you eat a lot of Mexican food, or you can grease your bum before you start for faster poop completion.

Guy: I took a speed squeeze today.
Boy: You mean you were constipated?
Guy: No, I used Vaseline to make it go by faster.

by Walker Watson July 28, 2006

Speed Fudging

Much like speed dating, only for promiscuous homosexual fellas that like life in the fast lane.

Oooh, check out me new Y-Backs i've just bought for when I go out speed fudging tonight, easy access and stylish too!

by Dickie Brooks October 3, 2007

Speed Boating

When you grab a girls breasts, put your face in them and go 'BRRRRRRRRRRRRR' while shaking your head from side to side.

I feel like Speed Boating her.

by MLTZER September 22, 2009

speed demon

A person who loves any of the major stimulant drugs, such as amphetamine, meth, cocaine, etc.

Speed demons all pretty much end up in the same place; dead, jail, or or on the streets. For some it can take just months, for others it can take years.

Jacks such a speed demon, hes always lookin for some meth to shoot. Hell prolly be dead or as good as dead in a year.

John loves the rush from amphetamines. He does speed bombs once every couple of weeks. Seems manageable enough now, but its slowly taking control of him.

by addyAddict June 2, 2009

SpeedBoat

Probably the coolest of the boats. Very fast and often used for racing. Also the nickname for Elizabeth SpeedBoat. Elizabeth SpeedBoat from Aspen Colorado/Los Angeles California is an artist, and the most expert of expert enterprenuers.

You want to wakeboard behind my speedboat? Hey SpeedBoat, you wanna hit this bong?

by errizarif April 20, 2009

God Speed

The act or state of moving swiftly; swiftness; velocity; rapidly; rate of motion; dispatch; as, the speed a horse or a vessel.

Good Luck.

God Speed.
Usualy said before some-one leaves on a long Trip.

by Zach May 13, 2005