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Suicide

Never the right thing to do. No matter what, it's NEVER the right thing, no matter what you think. Suicide is for quitters and idiots who don't want to deal with the few problems of the every day world.
Jeff... don't commit suicide. You're not a quitter...

Sam: I'm done... gonna commit suicide...
Mark: What are you? An idiot?
by StelleWolf June 14, 2010
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suicide attempt drop

To perform a Suicide Attempt Drop, you must be playing Flappy Bird. You fall down as close to the bottom of the screen, and then recover. Then you must brag to your friends, even though they probably wouldn't believe you.
"Hey guys! I just did a Suicide Attempt Drop in Flappy Bird and survived for another 20 pipes!"
"The Suicide Attempt Drop is only a myth, Freddy."
by WalterGirlPaige February 10, 2014
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Suicide

something you ask siri when you want to die laughing
Hey siri suicide
by Hoker god January 12, 2018
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Christine Suicide

a popular being on myspace, Close to likes of jeffree star or Forbidden AKA Christina Dolce. See myspace
OH MY GOD! Its Christine Suicide from myspace.
by Britni Kalitz November 10, 2008
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suicide lane

the definition above is what i have always known as the pussy lane.
the suicide lane is the opposing traffic lane on the Golden Gate Bridge, where nothing but little plastic cones and two or three feet of air separates cars going way too fast
he died in a head on on the bridge, i always told him not to use the suicide lane
by sayonaura April 20, 2004
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Suicide Tuesday

Tuesday 30th September 2008.

The day after the USA's $700bn bail-out plan was blocked by congress sending ripples through the financial world in what may be the beginning of the first Great Global Depression.
You thought Black Monday was bad, it was child's play compared to Suicide Tuesday.

Suicide Tuesday was believed to be the moment when, after many years of continual unrelenting growth built on bad debt, the financial markets finally tipped over the edge.
by steampunkpsyche January 14, 2009
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Suicide Party

gathering of 3 or more depressed people that have sucked at life at one point or another to kill themselves in any variety of ways. may be joined by a beast at life who can murder the depressed persons but this makes it less of a suicide party and more like mass murder
person 1: What a fail! you suck at life!

person 2: i know :( but you failed pretty hard last week

person 3: we all suck at life, we can have a suicide party and kill ourselves
by yourabf July 12, 2010
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