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Counter-Strike

A game that's the best fragger/strategic combination to date. Washed up 40 year olds like to trash it and say that Rainbow Six is better because they can't kill anybody. If you're so interested in realism, go join the military. The rest of us are going to play ***GAMES*** because they're ***GAMES***.
Hi, I'm an idiot that doesn't like Counter-Strike because I'm a snotty washed-up 40 year old, who needs to get laid.
by Infor Mation April 24, 2004
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Beef Stroke It Off

The gentle art of onanism.
ie wank
No, i cant come out tonight, im having beef stroke it session.
by Anonymous December 28, 2004
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Counter-Strike God

by I Have No Name =] August 19, 2003
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Phone stroke

Whenever your cell phone suddenly dies during a text session, conversation, or any mode of communication due to battery malfunction or technical malfunction. Thus causing a period of time of uncertainty in the minds of the people you had been communicating with while the phone either stays powerless or while it reboots and reconnects.
Dave: Sorry I my phone died. I couldn't turn it on my battery fuckin' died and I had no way to call you back.
Colin: Uh... that was two days ago.
Dave: Phone stroke. It was totally down.. Lost my my charger.

Colin: Two days, dude.
Dave: Yeah. Sorry. Nothing I could do. Fucking phone stroke. Had to buy a new charger.
Colin: Well, anyway, I managed to escape from the satanic cult yesterday, but thanks for calling me back today. Glad your phone is back up.
by PDXJohnny99 April 16, 2013
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Cobra Strike

Team formed in school in order to convince teachers to change certain rules or seating arangements
The class finally gets to sit where they want because they formed a cobra strike to argue
by Co-Captain Barracuda February 4, 2009
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Troll Stroker

Synonym for asshole. Pretty much means the thing, but is also derogatory because you are calling the person a troll. It's pretty awful because nobody wants to be called a troll let alone the one who strokes the trolls.
No. He didn't text me back. He's such a troll stoker.

I would have made it to grandma's 102nd birthday party had these troll strokers not kept me stuck in traffic. I will make sure to attend the funeral though.

Make sure you RSVP to the party or the troll stroker at the door won't let you in.
by NastyNallyy June 22, 2011
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charity strike

Commentator: "And Shaq misses both from the charity strike."
by deusbello July 11, 2011
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