Sticky Yarmulke

The act of placing a yarmulke (kippah) on somebody's head and farting onto it

David gave Shlomo a sticky yarmulke last night and he still hasn't recovered in time for Purim

by handy hickster April 13, 2021

sticky hand

when you ejaculate into your own or someone else's hand and then use it as lube

Dude, Ricardo gave me a sticky hand last night, it was everywhere

by __nips__ April 19, 2021

Uncle Sticky

(n) - The man you know, not necessarily your uncle, who consistently makes wildly inappropriate comments/innuendos and leers at young girls for an uncomfortable amount of time.

I can't bring my kids around Tom anymore. My daughter is old enough that he turns into an Uncle Sticky.

by lancealil February 28, 2012

Sticky Veggie

when a male's testicles are stuck on the inside of the crotch(or thigh), occurrences happen after sweat dries in testicular area

"im going to go take a shower, my sticky veggie is acting up again"

by coolguy12121212 September 13, 2011

STICKY FINGER BANDIT

Someone who steals from stores. A klepto .Anything with a price tag, gets took. Stolen, put in your pockets, your underwear, your bookbag , its coming out that store. And you aint paying for it ! , its like the old 80s 90s saying "that badd azz boy has sticky fingers!". Sticky finger bandit, is not to get confused with a crackhead who breaks into cars or houses. More like a pro retail theft. Retail klepto

Suburban timmy - "how did markus get all that candy , soda , and spray paint? I didnt see his mom give him money earlyer, and hes only 11 theres no way he able to buy spray paint !"

Suburban Conner- "Yea markus is so freaking k00L he steals everything ! Him and all his friends are STICKY FINGER BANDIT'S ,"

Markus- "thats right bois, one day you guys can be kool like me, thats if your balls are big enough, toodles suburban nerds!"

by UrbanDictionary.OG October 14, 2023

Sticky Lawrence

A silly man, silly billy.

You know Billy? What a sticky Lawrence!

by Mrstickylawrence October 17, 2023

sticky dillon

slapping someone you dislike across the face with something gross, or something with a nasty consistency on your hand(semen, grease, urine, cottage cheese, etc.)

example 1::
"If this guy doesn't knock it off I'm gonna hit him with a sticky dillon."
exmple 2::

"friend everyone is fed up with has been acting up- who wants to sticky dillon him to put him in his place?"

"I'll do it, let me go to the restroom and rub one out into my hand to sticky dillon him with! He'll never see it coming!"

by Chucky E.SR. December 18, 2023