Salad Eater

A guy who eats out a girls asshole.

I would never be a salad eater, licking a girls asshole is gross.

by Caliee August 6, 2006

salad with ranch

start out by having some bitch shit on your stomach, and after this, make her jack you off, until you jizz all over her shit. watch this bitch eat it off of you, and then return the favor.

"i had my bitch eat some nuts before performing the salad with ranch, it gave us some nice krutons."

by ballcuzzi April 20, 2005

Salad

It's what food eats

What's that girl doing??! Salad is what food eats!

by lampface5 January 2, 2011

Chicken Salad

When at least three dudes whack-off into a can of chicken chunks, making what would normally be chicken salad, but instead of mayonnaise, it is replaced with the jizzim of the three or more dudes.

Hey Ian, you should come over tonight, Joel and I are gonna make some hott nasty chicken salad.

by WaynoMack November 18, 2011

tossed salad eater

someone who eats tossed salad or eats out someones anal cavity.

That's gross I don't want to talk to him, i hear he's a tossed salad eater.

by Tim April 25, 2004

corn salad

this is a variation of eating someone's ass, or in other words tossing salad. the difference is that the receiver recently ate some corn which did not get broken down during digestion and lands on your tongue during the aforementioned rim job. you can either be grossed out, or enjoy a surprise tasty treat.

I'm having corn on the cob for breakfast so your mom can have some corn salad tonight!

by the great cornholio June 18, 2006

Fruit Salad

A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.

Friend 1: Hey, where are you? Wanna play Skyrim?
Friend 2: Fruit salad. May be a while.
Friend 1: Oh, never mind then.

by Apple_Pie November 19, 2011