Sermit Kuicide

When you yeet yourself off a bridge.

My dad beats me constantly with his belt and my butt is red, therefore I am going to sermit kuicide.

by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019

spermdonor

when a father is not involved in their childs life AT ALL.

counselor:how do u feel about ur father?
child:hes a piece of shit? i dont claim him as my father hes more like a spermdonor.

by ONLY CHILD September 27, 2006

sherman

slang, in refrence to a Sherman Tank, so Sharman Tank = wank

"I had a sherman before coming out tonight" *no pun intended

by The Bollox June 3, 2007

sherm

A cigarette dipped in PCP. An organic solvent such as formaldhyde maybe used to extract the PCP, thereby making it available for dipping repeatedly. Smoking embalming fluid, sherming, all refer to the PCP high. The smoking of formaldhyde alone is commonly confused with PCP. Sherm is often associated with gang related activities.

2pac's 'hit em up' "It's like a sherm high"

E-40 mentions dipping his cigarette into "embalming fluid".

by Rob I. Perry January 4, 2008

Spermit the Frog

When Kermit the Frog talks about sex, the nickname he uses

by ghyslain is a faggot September 4, 2003

Sperms

The stuff I find in my jammies in the morning that tastes like mushrooms. Note: Traditionally the noun "sperm" is one of many English nouns that does not take the pluralizing 's', serving as both the singular and plural form (not unlike "goose," "moose," and "penis"). Recently however, several prominent sperm doctors, policy analysts, and kindergartners have begun experimenting with the more commonsensical--though admittedly jarring--"sperms" (See William Safire's "Whoppers Junior and Sperms Whale" for a more thorough discussion). One lexicographer has noted, as a recent variant of the ubiquitous "Kilroy was here" graffito, the emergence of "Kilroy's sperms was here." Debate has sprung up in certain circles whether the singular verb here is a deliberate, if cheeky, attempt by urban wordsmiths to keep the state of the language in play as an ironic gesture of postmodern insouciance regarding the moribund strictures of prescriptive grammar, and as a Nietzschean celebration of linguistic, and therefore metaphysical, uncertainty, or whether it's simply a mistake.

"Mommy, I found more sperms in my jammies this morning. They taste like mushrooms." "Capt. Thomas, hoping to avoid impregnating his wife, sexited his member from her love-tunnel and loosed his sperms on his nearby pirate hat."

by Dr. M.P. Brody, PhD January 21, 2009

Spermickle

Similar to barnacles but small hard bits of sperm that stick to the insides of girls legs.

I woke up this morning with a pandemic-a-spermickles on me!

by Sweeeeeen August 27, 2010