Spencer

The name of a very useless person

Mom: "get out of my fucking house. damn i shouldve named you spencer"

by PhatJuicyAss April 25, 2020

spencers

a place where boys under 18 like to sneak into the back as there is some "stuff" there and chubby kids spending their money on naruto t-shirts.

Hey, If you go to the back of spencers for an hour without being caught, I'll give you 50 bucks.

by memerman420 June 11, 2020

Spencer

The quintessential English gentleman. More often than not speaks in an upper-class RP accent. Usually worth a lot of money, who owns multiple estates in Inner-city London or Berkshire, and a couple more in New England, Manhattan and California. Either the nicest guy you know or a massive dick.

"Top of the morning to you old chap" -typical Spencer

by niibujh May 6, 2020

Spencered

When one person has mind control over another person.

My husband said I should sign these documents because it is the right thing to do.
Sounds like you have been spencered!

by ColKlink May 16, 2020

spencer d

gay male

I am such a spencer d

by gorb.8 May 30, 2020

Spencer

a fat frog who thinks he can talk to girls like they r slaves. all spencers r cunts and u should never trust them.

Wow. Spencer is a Cunt

by Lily May and Luke June 2, 2020

sense of humour failure

A phrase used by a manager as an awkward semi-apology after they lose their temper at their employees. This is the closest to an apology you're likely to get.

Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.

(after boss has stopped shouting obscenities at their staff)
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."

by QuartermasterGeralt June 3, 2020