Get in the shower

Shut up.

Person 1: Something sarcastic.
Person 2: Get in the shower.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Shut up.

by Ducky V.M. Waddlesworth November 7, 2011

happy hour in the shower

The beginning of a night of drinking or end to a long day followed with a beer (or other alcoholic beverage) consumed while in a longer then normal shower.

1) It's Friday and I've worked all week, just as well start the night off with happy hour in the shower.

2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.

by adamyetikeats20 February 1, 2013

katy perry shower

A shower that constantly fluctuates in temperature.

Derives from the Katy Perry song, "Hot N Cold"

- Dang it, that house's got a Katy Perry shower.

- What do you mean by that????

- It's hot, then it's cold....

by Davidfreesefan23 September 4, 2014

innocent long shower

when you take a really long shower where no masturbation occurs

Hi Jess, I took an innocent long shower today.

by nanabaanan May 11, 2020

Taking a shower

A term referring to masterbation.

Guy 1: Hey where did Matt go?
Guy 2: Oh he’s taking a shower, he’ll be back in fifteen minutes.

by BigBootyEater69 May 21, 2020

Golden; like a shower.

A term used to express a more than satisfactory state of being.

Ward: "Beever, your mother and I are going to the malt-shop; would you care for anything?"

Beeve: "No thanks pops, I'm golden; like a shower."

by The Reverend Shave MyBeever October 26, 2010

Mr. Showerhead

A name for a vibrating showerhead used for masturbating.

Alexis! i take showers in your bathroom all the time! the least you could do is clean Mr. Showerhead before i put my head underneath it!!

by theMASTERofallDARES June 23, 2011