cock slurp

when a cock is all wet and raw and you suck it.

but its your own cock

dude I cock slurped
sick

by G-Bone27730 April 8, 2019

bulimia slurpee

When you take a take a muscle shot of ketamine, and vomit then you inhale drool after vomiting when gasping for air.

Last night was terrible Yames, went out to the bar and when home and had a bulimia slurpee.

by SmileItHelps July 12, 2019

Colon Slurp

it's where you lose something in your ass, and someone else slurps it out

My friend lost their headphones in their ass, so I had to colon slurp them to get them out.

by CafeDonut November 7, 2019

herpes slurpee

when your girl been cheating, but you’ll still eat that bitch out

Kyle: You know Jessica sucked me off right?
Jim: Yeah, but I’ll still give her a herpes slurpee.
Kyle: Poggers.

by imtherealslimshadyyy October 1, 2020

Lookout Slurpee

When you have a wet ass fart...that your girlfriend then slurps up, with a straw.

Last night, Stacy enjoyed a lookout Slurpee.. after I nearly shat myself..

by SirGradu December 6, 2020

Snail Slurping

Snail Slurping is the act of cumming into the mouth of a girl, only to have her puke it back into your mouth allowing you to use the resulting sludge as lubrication for dirty anal sex. The resulting liquid could be referred to as Snail slurp.

Person1:yo i heard you fucked Stacy yesterday what did you use?

Person2:Lube
Person1 :But your out of lube...
Person1: she started snail slurping so I went with it
Person2: Hot

by The GreenCrow December 14, 2020

Mexican Slurry Bed

What happens after you eat too much Mexican food and pass out

\Melania and I snuck out for tacos last night. She lost her bowel control later and we woke up with Mexican Slurry Bed. I think it was because her husband lost the election.

by Stinkalink December 15, 2020