Sitch

Situation = Sitch

This was the word they used in the iCarly ad on Nickelodeon through-out 2014

What's the sitch?
My older sister got pecked to death by ducks!
That sitch was in a movie.
Oh. NVM

by Awesome_One_ April 10, 2015

Sitting on a gold mine

A female with nice ass, kinda like "skills to pay the bills ". She can make money with that booty!

Dog, that female got nice ass! She can work the pole or the stroll! She sitting on a gold mine!!

by Dr Dre' November 21, 2016

Fence Sitter

Fence Sitter - Sheriff Blatz - A person who wishes to stay neutral, to not pick a side, to avoid confrontation.

''Oi Sheriff Blatz you ''Fence Sitter'' Pick a fucking side you coward''.

by V4mp1ress January 19, 2019

Sarah Palin Situation

A book, movie, conversation or idea so boring, it instantly puts you to sleep

Gal: Hey, can you escort me to my sewing class
Dude to self: I am in for a Sarah Palin Situation.

by Glass (Dr.J) December 7, 2009

Wife dating site

A site on the internet where you can date a married woman.

A great place to go if you want MILF and have penetratette fever.

That new wife dating site is hot.

by Deep blue 2012 December 28, 2009

sex sex situation

A situation in which sex is inevitable or guaranteed.

Tony went out last night with this girl he found on Tinder to find a swinger couple, they could not, but got drunk and had sex - it was a sex sex situation!

by Areyousex? September 28, 2014

sitcum

A: A pornographic movie.

B: While seated, performing a genital outpouring while watching a (preferably) pornographic movie.

A: Have you seen lay the kat's new sitcum? It's suckdickulous
B: Goodness gracious, that acting, so much espirit, sans effete, naturally I sitcame on my monitor.

by imabirah July 17, 2009