Alpha Simp

According to Youtuber Aloona Larionova, someone who admits and owns up to being a simp.

*found on her soobridit*
badkillerz101: Let's be honest. Who wouldn't be a simp for Aloona?"
Hades_do_bem: So that means that you are a SIMP
badkillerz101: Hell yeah, I'll admit it.

Aloona: *gasp* That's an Alpha Simp.

by Yoshiro Hiroto May 14, 2020

A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years.

A sentence in the definition of "Watermelon Sugar" that was colored blue because of the three other words called "A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has", "faded into obscurity after being" and "trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." which makes the said sentence a link which makes it blue.
(There is a feature in Urban Dictionary where if a word has no links in the definition, then it would automatically generate the links)

"A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years." -DontHateTheGameHateThePlayer

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 10, 2021

Simon Neil

Lead singer/ guitarist aryshire (which is in scotland) based rock band biffy clyro, and manages to sing and scream fuck well and still keep a slight scottish accent. Widely known for playing shirtless on stage and the fact that he tends to play shirtless at gigs, showing off his hairy chest and going mental in the process. Biffy Clyro are currently touring for their new album puzzle, inspired by his mother eleanor (r.i.p) who died while the band was on your for 2nd album vertigo of bliss and about to record 3rd album infinity land. this album is diferent from the rest of their back catalogue but still worthy of attention.
Simon is also a proud surporter of Aryhsire united and admits that if he hadnt been in a band he would have liked to be a footballer.

(sorry cant think of any other names)
dick:"hey whos the singer from that awesome scottish band Biffy Clyro who play "theres no such thing as a jaggy snake"?"
dom: Simon neil! what a legend! i dont swing that way but wow, if i had to screw just 1 guy itd be him!"

by callmemilo August 14, 2007

simon minter

A very famous youtube, a member of the sidemen.

Person: Oh my god! He is such a Simon Minter!

by ThatIsMyUsername19 May 17, 2016

cant simmer the zimmer

A joke phrase inspired after George Zimmerman won the 2013 trial against his murder of Trayvon Martin.
This phrase was possibly coined by a facebook page called "Brock Obama" though the original has not been found.
Inspired by "Cant corner the Dorner".

1: Hey man I cant believe he actually got away with that
2: You cant Simmer the Zimmer, man

by alienman September 6, 2013

simpleton

A person who is felt to be deficient in judgment, good sense, or intelligence; a fool.

Go to school, you freewheeling simpleton!

by Jaeba April 17, 2003

Simon

An amazing person who is often too shy to say what he needs. Gives amazing cuddles and when in a silly mood can make even the grumpiest person laugh. Can spit out rapid-fire puns and will often be seen playing Pokemon furiously. Often have amazing green eyes and perfect bodies. Insanely smart at science, the best boyfriends a person could ask for.

Words to describe a Simon:
- Lovable
- Wonderful
- Unforgettable
- Humorous
- Sweet
- Trustworthy
- Friendly

Mum: "So how was your day, honey?"
Child: "It was amazing!!! I saw Simon at recess and he cheered me up from my horrible maths test..."
Mum: "He sounds lovely."
Child: "Oh, he is. I love Simon."

by RoseDreamer March 19, 2013