unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner January 31, 2017

og shoe

OG means "Original Gangsta"

If a shoe is "og" its probably retro for example most of Jordan's shoes are "og"

This is a very og shoe, I like it already

by Gyori February 17, 2017

The Shoe Trumpet

The shoe trumpet is when you cut the end of a shoe off and insert it in your partners private part and blow air into it to fill her up and make her queef

"Yo I tried the shoe trumpet with Tammy lee last night she queefed so long"

by LilNickker April 18, 2017

paper shoe

A Funky Asian who likes saying wut ?

hey paper shoe ... no response paper shoe .... wut ?

by Mada Mada June 27, 2017

tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.

Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.

by dp0303 October 7, 2017

A SCHROEDER

JJ kissed him and the man got an erection with a rush of body heat that brought out a smile and blush across his face

When Alan saw the plumber' s buttcrack his tiny penis pulled "a SCHROEDER ."

by Jveigl December 20, 2017

sandy shoe

When a partner is having sexual intercourse with lots of people (Each grain of sand represents a person) and filling or being filled like sand in a shoe.

Your girlfriend spreads herself around like a sandy shoe

by CarparkJohn April 23, 2018