Pencil Sharpener

A type of machine that you can use to sharpen a pencil down to a tiny stub and throw at anyone within a 5 feet radius.

Where is my pencil sharpener?

by BananaCat0811 September 22, 2020

Sheet Scorpion

After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea

I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion

by EmeraldDoor October 3, 2020

Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"

I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night

by anonymous November 6, 2020

Jordyn sharp

Thinks she’s all that

Cariah: Who’s that girl who thinks she’s all that, Tara:Jordyn sharp

by Sarahcanino September 15, 2021

jack sharpling

Loves butt plugs

"My girlfriend is just like jack sharpling"
"What u mean bro?"
"She loves butt plugs"

by Hippo6997 November 23, 2021

Jai Sharp

A small white man who was featured in the massive franchise of ''The Lord of The Rings.' Jai sharp is probably 5ft 1 and has a small dick. Jai sharp has a distinctive white mark on his face which was caused by the constant urgency of wet dreams every night. It's thought that he jizzed onto his face which is why he now sleeps with a condom at night. His abnormal jizz build up is milk like, enough to fill 2 cups. He often rocks a shitty mullet nowadays and hangs out with 20 year old virgins every Saturday night. His favourite drink is probably carlton dry zero because he's a pussy.

Jai sharp is a virgin

by BolzeyInc. November 24, 2021

De-Sharpen

To not be sharp, To be dull

It's a very de-sharpen book

by AwesomeWords.com November 30, 2021