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Shoot your Shot

An annoying phrase used to convince someone to confess to their crush that they like them, even if they have no chance.
Hopeless Nerd: Wow, this song is great!
Friend: You know what else is great? :)
Hopeless Nerd: NO-
Friend: Shooting your shot

Anyways shoot your shot! You have more of one than you think, just be respectful about it! :)
by ShortestDefenestrator October 13, 2022
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je put e mana la pistola and shoot shoot shoot

Its what you say when somenthing that annoys you, it means you put you hand (or grab) a pistol and shoot shoot shoot (its more of a joke)
For exaple your brother broke your phone say je put e mana la pistola and shoot shoot shoot instead of a curse word
by Măta mare June 1, 2020
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shooting ducks

Jim has been shooting ducks in the hallway.
by miner1253 May 23, 2022
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WCS (White and cant shoot

WCS or known as white and cant shoot occur when a person whose white doesnt have the ability to shoot the ball on command
harry goes the the ymca for pick ups and the guys says pick him up last he has wcs (white and cant shoot)
by mdot2famous May 20, 2024
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mc shoot

Like McDonald's but it's not McDonald's and also is a gun.
I always take my mc shoot with me when I go hunting. aAAAaa I've been mc shot by that man with that mc shoot.
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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Mass shootings

Is it just me or is the world getting crazier? Hold on... Wait a second... I need to check Urban Dictionary quick so I can write some dialogue into my movie, verbatim. No no no. I just need like 3 more days! Gimme 3 more days! I just need to wait and see if this guy writes anything I can use. What? Who cares if sketch comedians make jokes about "whichever one doesn't get us sued". I just need more time! It's just getting good.
Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"

Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"

Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."

Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."

Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."

Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."

Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
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shooting ducks

v. a person who walks while farting
Jim said he was shooting ducks in the hallway.
by miner1253 May 23, 2022
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