Shoot This Motherfucker

Common reply to when does something horribly fucked up, cringe, or just down bad.

Example 1:

(Degenerate)Person 1: Oh my god bro we just kicked this kitten on the street it was so funny

Person 2: Shoot This Motherfucker

Example 2:

(Degenerate)Person 1 : Haii guys!!! UWU!
Person 2: The fuck is wrong with you? Shoot this motherfucker.

by RandomDudeOnTheInternetBecause June 12, 2023

Hoe Shoot

A photo shoot where attire is naked or semi-naked.

I’m doing a hoe shoot with my home girls.

by Rawdyme January 14, 2022

shoot the baboon

The required response to a situation in which technology fails a presenter in front of an audience, making unpreparedness blatantly obvious and captivating, as if there as a baboon in the room.

Make sure you double check your laptop battery, so you don't have to shoot the baboon.

by djmuz May 31, 2016

Shoot

Kind of like "shart", but for women....who can't seem to say the word fart and insist on using the word toot.

I was at a party and thought I had to toot, but instead I shoot-ed. Took an hour to air out my soiled panties.

Sorry I shoot-ed while we were having sex...

by gobroberts October 8, 2018

shooting recon

When you are putting in work with a girl next door and your homie comes by and starts saying you did something with another hoe with a bad rep. In attempt to see how the girl you have over reacts to it, so he can can know if he can slide in on the cool

A war term. Soldiers would hide in trench's and shoot at the enemy. The enemy would then fire back and they would know where the Target was shooting from.

Passive-Aggressive behavior

"Yo man, that nigga was shooting recon with crystal to put you under the bus and see how she reacted. That boi was tryna swoop - no shame."

by SkyBoyz October 14, 2013

Dooker shoot

First coined by Lydia Fraley McCormick in roughly 2005, it is the act of pretending to fire rockets out of your own or a childs ass as if it were a rocket launcher.

"I'm going to make the baby dooker shoot you" by holding the child on its back, gently jerking the leg, bent at the knee, back towards you like cocking a shotgun with the babys butt aimed at the person, and issuing the noise associated with children pretending to fire a gun.

by AuntieT November 21, 2011

Poor Shooting Disease (PSD)

A basketball term where a team simply misses a ton of shots. This can be because the team is actually bad at shooting or because they are in a random shooting slump. PSD is not usually a terminal. Symptoms will start to wane and the team will eventually be healed. Their shooting averages will revert to normal. If the team is just bad at shooting basketballs, they will die a slow and painful death in the form of lost games due to PSD.

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Baller 1: Man, how do we keep losing these games? These teams are terrible.
Baller 2: I don't know man, I think it's a bad case of Poor Shooting Disease (PSD).

by wosh360 January 16, 2016