semper chowdelis

The act of getting food only for oneself and ignoring the needs/wants of your friends.

Carner: (carrying food) Yum!
Jackson: Bring me any?
Carner: You never asked!
Jackson: Good, semper chowdelis Carner.

by terminallancecoollio December 7, 2011

screaming for semen

to plead for sex from a man.

She is so horny she screaming for semen.

by Aftershave June 16, 2007

semi by the sea

An innocuous name for an erection (or 'semi hardon').

The phrase originated from the James Blunt song 'Wisemen'. In which, 'Those three Wise Men' are cited as having 'a semi by the sea' (of course, in reality, they are referring to a semi-detached house).

The word has become increasingly used among British and some American internet forums.

"Oh my god...these photos of Keeley Hazel are giving me a full on semi by the sea lolololol"

by JamieFKA May 21, 2008

Semicolon-Zero

Where all the kewl kids on the internet hang out. ;0

wow I just joined #semicolon-zero and those dudes are cool!

by Stiffer December 12, 2003

Semi-Asian

Someone who looks Asian, but not completely...only Semi. So you argue with your best friend about his Asianness and come to the decision that he is Semi-Asian. Further probabilities include...he probably wears basketball shorts, random t-shirts and has eyes hidden by louscious locks.

Alex likes to wear cute maroon shirts and black basketball shorts. He doesn't care to shower very often and he doesn't care because he is a rebellious youth. Yes, his hair covers his eyes and he is cute but quite mean. He may possibly be Brazilian but he is not completely Asian looking either so he is Semi-Asian.

by PrettyMuch August 9, 2006

Semen Sautée

A semen sautée is a cooking method involving the placement of semen in a frying pan, whether it be from fresh ejaculation or from previous storage, and the cooking of food in this pan. It is a relatively new method of frying, and its popularity will peak within the next few years.

"I fancy a nice semen sautée for breakfast"
"Alright, how do you like your eggs, sunny side up? Over easy?" (Second speaker procedes to masturbate over a frying pan)

by Nibeqwnzort April 30, 2006

semenary

The places formally known as seminaries where priests learn to molest little children on a professional level.

Father Ken spent 4 years at St. Bernard's semenary before he was given the blessing of the church to teach kids how to propperly punch a clown.

by r to the ob March 27, 2004