secret weapon

A girl that you keep secret and just use for sex. Not good enough to take out in public, just good enough to keep around in case everything else falls through.

No action on a Friday night, resort to the secret weapon.

by UMCRider January 26, 2011

Secretagent bob

Some guy from 404 error... he likes punk music, family guy and space balls

by Not santa November 7, 2003

Scrittle

The yellowish to yellowish-brown filmy skin that accumulates around the backside of a toilet bowl, thought to be a product of oxidized urine.

Gather that scrittle into a ball and flush it before you clean the bowl.

by Abam November 11, 2003

I'm secretly a whale

Another term for I'm secretly homosexual

I told Sam I'm secretly a whale

by Seth K April 8, 2017

Secret Girlfriend

The girl who is rely your gf and not anyone else no matter what and cant not be changed no matter what

dude1: im dating this girl kodi dude: no way bitch shes my secret girlfriend hands offf rofl copter

by acdc117 April 16, 2010

Dirty Secret

When you wake up next to an ugly, fat, skank ass slut that looked like a supermodel the night before. Then you lock her in your trunk and drive her home so your friends can't see her.

Damn, I picked up this 250 pound girl at the bar last night. She'll be my dirty secret.

by D.A.Z. January 30, 2007

secret circle

A vagina

by The Extermanater10000 August 31, 2003