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Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.
I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.
by El Queeftador June 13, 2025
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Jobless Reincarnation Season 3

WOOOOOAH! WHAT!? THAT DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAPPEN DOES IT!? WOOOOOOOOOAH!!! Please tell me that that is some kind of premonition that he is trying to avoid or something NO WAY!
Hym "I gotta pick up Jobless Reincarnation season 3 back up because there is no fucking way the spoilers are real! Ooooooooh no! Oooooooooh man! That does not bode well for whoever that is about! We all know I'm Man-God but that other guy is getting cooked. Cooked and shook! Shaked and Baked! That is wild!"
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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seasoned assist

the act of receiving a facial while masturbating
I went to Greg's last night and he served me a seasoned assist
by lowquality August 3, 2025
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Seasoned Coochie

My man said he wanted some and I told him “No, I’m not giving you any seasoned coochie.”
by JuicyBlu August 4, 2025
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Eff Season

The time of year where you do shit that can be seen as risky but also brings short and long term gratification, it’s like if you mixed YOLO with the purge
Damn, i wanna buy this bottle but it’s 60 dollars, eh, it’s eff season i’m doing this shii anyways
by StoleHisBrenda26 August 18, 2025
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Escapism szn/season

Referring to the period of year right before “cuffing season” that is popularised by the SZA song “escapism”. The term mostly has dark humour undertones. It usually refers relating to the emotions of the song that depicts using superficial and reckless distractions to cope with heartbreak. It is also used to describe the period of the year when the song was popularised hence evoking nostalgia.
“It’s escapism szn/season coming, you know im about to go all out wild”
by Sanaun August 29, 2025
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Trench Coat Season

Wearing a long coat with pockets, usually there is lingerie or nothing underneath. The woman wears this coat to visit paying playmates.
by Raq56789 September 15, 2025
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