Polished Sausage

Hiring a hooker to intwine ur raging boner within her nappy black hair until i resieves coat of hairspray that gives it a shiny glossy look

u know those polished sausages at costco ya that

by vendetta25 January 7, 2012

pepper sausage

A colloquial expression for salami.

Slice me up a half pound o' pepper sausage please.

by Stephan Kinsella June 24, 2005

sausage dildos

When you shit into a condom, tie it off, then use it as a dildo.

Hey I made a sausage dildos last night, though it didn't work cause I had diarrhea

by ILoveSausages June 7, 2016

Sausage bum

Male genital area, the male version of 'front bum'

Suck my sausage bum!

by jixx1mal May 3, 2011

secret sausage

when you turn the lights off to have sex but you have your buddy put their sausage in her.

hey man I wanna give my girl that secret sausage tonight.

by Korianthunder March 22, 2016

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it closed, and using it as a dildo.

"That's an amazing sausage dildo Sydney!"

by Dean Dingus August 17, 2016

sausage talk

The constant stream of references to meat and meat by products spouted by a snausage.

"Damm... Mike wants a tubesteak... Gimme a bite of that sausage... I love beef jerky..."

"Jesus Christ, Adam, enough with the sausage talk!"

by TurgidBologna September 5, 2003