calamity sam

The red mustache/patches that is left after a girl decides to get her face waxed... particularly eyebrows and lip

"Damn girl, what happened to yo face!"
"I had to get my face waxed for prom.. is it obvious?"
"Check out that 'stache! You look like Calamity Sam!.... firecrotch"

by MelizzlefoShizzle November 11, 2007

black sam

A super sexy dude who is funny as fuck makes the faces of a comedic mastermind and every one loves this man no matter who it is prez Obama to the king of the African jungle

African king: hey sam looking fly
Black Sam: thanks BRUH you too

by Megadeath12345 March 5, 2015

Sam Harris

Podcast host, neuroscientist, philosopher (sure, okay), and critic of religion. Author of The End of Faith.

Sam Harris really is just Mr Thought Experiment Man

by Troi_Baker May 14, 2021

Sam Tuttle

the cutest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. very talented at sports and knows how to treat a lady very well, also very sensitive. the man that will make you fall head over heels for him and is always nice to you no matter what.

who's that he's sexy, i wanna lick his abs
oh thats sam tuttle. typical

by thesecretfolder October 11, 2011

cracked a sam

when someone doesnt like something a person has said and therefore gets annoyed to the point of wanting to go home.

"geez she jst cracked a sam"
"yeah she went home jst before"

by kenno from geelong March 24, 2009

talking to sam

a euphemism for masturbation

Last night I couldn't get a date, so I spent the evening talking to sam.

by SallyandSam December 19, 2008

sam blake

Sam Blake is a wombat who never gets any girls and is generally quite a shit person with a shit personality. They have a ghetto booty

"wow look at his ghetto ass"
"must be a sam blake"

by liamharrisisgay January 28, 2014