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A Jess Story

When a story is boring, unrelated to the conversation or just not interesting.
Girl 1: He's so cute
Girl 2: He reminds me of the time that I went to the cinema...
Girl 1: Shut up. It sounds like a Jess story.
by AnnieAnnie123 January 13, 2011
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mint chocolate chip snow storm

The mint chocolate chip snow storm is when you put toothpaste in your partners ass and you take it out with the bristles of the toothbrush and brush your teeth and when your done spit it back into her ass and then use mouthwash and spit it into her ass then you can continue having sexual intercourse.
She felt a chilling cool rush as I performed the mint chocolate chip snow storm.
by spodderman May 25, 2014
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opp ass friend story

a snap story where one can post a former friend that wasn’t actually a friend buh actually was a snitch ass bitch or simply fake.
katie was posted to her former friend’s opp ass friend story because she used her for material things and emotional support and got her drug dealer arrested.
by iloverickandmorty February 23, 2020
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Anyone who posts their urban dictionary name On their Snapchat story - is fucking annoying,retarded, and have no will of life and not a single person who views it gives a fuck lmao

“Hey did you see what they posted on their story?”
“Yeah their also fucking brain dead.”
by Yourboiphantom October 20, 2019
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Store

The "store" is another way of saying sleep. If you want to use store instead of using sleep then you must play according to the rules:

-If you are tired you have to say "I'm very store"
-If you are about to go to sleep or bed you say "I'm going to the store"
-The word "dream" does not exist in this dictionary, but TV shows do. So when you're in the store, you are watching TV.
-You cannot say "wake up" instead you say "you're leaving, or left the store"
-You may watch scary shows while at the store, so you cannot say you had a nightmare, you say "there were scary shows playing at the store"
- If you cannot store, you say you are locked out of the store.
-If someone asks you to leave the store, but you are very, very store, you tell them that you are locked in the store.
- If you are talking to someone and they accidentally say one of the words that do not belong, you have to pretend you do not know what they are saying until they figure out their mistake and are able to correct themselves.

Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it.

Have a nice time at the store! :)
I sure hope I'm not locked outside the Store tonight
by kooooool-aid July 11, 2010
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Power Rangers Ninja Storm

n. an innovative season of the long-running kiddie show, Power Rangers. Considered a godsend to the Power Rangers franchise by many.
"Power Rangers Ninja Storm r0x3r5 yu0r b0x3r5, dude."
by Impy December 31, 2003
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shit storm

n. Figuratively, a huge downpour of shit; not to be confused with an actual dump as experienced by a headshitter
Dude, I fucked up large. Now I'm gonna face a gale force shit storm!
by D'emon November 7, 2002
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