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google, squirrel!

When getting online for one thing but getting sidetracked by something else.

From the dog in the movie "UP"
I got online to check my bank account and was all google, squirrel! by Facebook
by paramaybe36 January 4, 2014
mugGet the google, squirrel!mug.

Squirrel

A slang term for a Canadian woman's privates that are not shaved.

Due to misappropriation, the Canadian beaver has requested that the term Beaver only be used as the slang for a shaved woman's privates!
Karen's squirrel was a little prickly since she last shaved her beaver!
by Smokescreen2009 August 7, 2017
mugGet the Squirrelmug.

squirrel

a fuck boy basically who is just trying to get their nut and not a relationship.
girl 1: "are you guys going to date"

girl 2: "nah i think he's a squirrel"
by craildaddy February 28, 2017
mugGet the squirrelmug.

Dress the Squirrel

To put a condom on
Prinny Kinny forgot to dress the squirrel before busting his nutt.
Now he's expecting a little mini Kinny.

Moral of the story: Always dress the squirrel.
by BJ Strange March 7, 2014
mugGet the Dress the Squirrelmug.

shootin' squirrels

A clearly defined triangle in a womans crotch when she's sitting with her legs open.
Well, there goes ole' Linda there, shootin' squirrels again.
by whenindoubtwritesomething November 26, 2017
mugGet the shootin' squirrelsmug.

Squirrel

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SQUIRREL 👋👋
Squirrel: Squirrel Squirrel
Squirrel: Squirrel!!!!!!!
by A squirrel lover June 23, 2018
mugGet the Squirrelmug.

Squirrel

the tiny thing your dog is freaking barking at
Omg... stop doggy its just a squirrel
by I'm here b*tch August 27, 2019
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