time squared

When you let your heavy balls drop (smack!) on someone's hand, head, face like the ball dropping on New Year's Eve.balls

I was taking a nap and my boyfriend time squared me in order to wake me up.

time squared by voshnitz March 6, 2011

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PG^2 ( squared )

Party Girl w/ a Party Gut

When you see an old friend girl at the bar who has let them self go you say to your friend i saw so and so at the bar last night but shes gone PG^2 ( squared ).

PG^2 ( squared ) by hensdog January 23, 2012

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times square slappy

When you are wasted and your asshole friends pulls your clothes off in a public place. They then hold your hands over your head and slap your fat stomach.

Brendan was being an asshole in the bar so his dickhead friends gave him a Times Square Slappy in front of everyone. Or. Look at that fuck face over there, let's go serve him with a Times Square Slappy.

times square slappy by Kobrakys April 13, 2017