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South Jersey

"Say-owth Jurzee" is a place where rednecks with a bad Jersey attitude reside. "Wooder" not "water". The accent is a hybrid of southern and Philly. Extremely annoying to listen to. Irrational support of all sports teams except for those in their own home state of New Jersey. People think they can drive better than anyone else here, but the fact is, the land is straight, flat, well lit, and not very complex compared to other areas such as North Jersey. Thinks "North Jersey" is Tom's River. Will make fun of people from North Jersey, but have never in fact traveled away from the South to see for themselves. In many instances, the North is a scary place for the pineys. Most people are illiterate. Trying to decipher a text from one of these people will cause you to lose a dangerous amount of brain cells. If not in college after high school, South Jersey kids will immediately have one to several illegitimate children. Jobs/housing/vehicles/significant others/life goals/etc. usually change on a monthly to weekly basis. Low income, yet everyone still has money to buy cigarettes and booze. They are proud to use WaWa's for everything, which means paying a higher price for convenience. Usually content to live off of federal aid throughout their lifetime. People never think more than about 5 minutes ahead of what they are doing, and even that is a stretch. A "Do it in the Pines" bumper sticker is not uncommon to see on the back of a rusted-out, lifted, diesel ford or dodge pickup truck.
"What exactly are you doing in the Pines?"
South Jersey is the place to be! For about the first five minutes.
by caudaeequina December 27, 2011
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south ozone park

A place in Queens New York where a there is nothing but bad 99¢ stores. There are always a bunch of Indians roaming the area acting arrogant and can also be known as wiggers. Tbh- it is a disgusting place
Are you from South ozone park?
Yea bro we vape and act hood here. Ozp fo life
by IILogixII June 13, 2016
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south park

the show in which a poor little boy dies, and a fat piece of shit makes fun of a jew
Kenny- "mmmphhhmaffuddfh"
Cartman-"Shut up Kenny"
Kyle-"Shut up Fat-ass"
Cartman-"Shut your mouth you stupid jew
by your bitch May 15, 2003
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SOuth Africa

Influenced by the Africaan/Dutch origins, Seth Efricans have a MAJOR chip on their shoulder. Stereotyped as arrogant and aggressive they certainly live up to the image...and are notoriuosly racist.....not to mention the most disgraceful accent on planet earth, sounds as God spent the seventh day taking the english language and putting it in a blender instead of resting....
South africa maybe a beautiful country but boy don't the citizens let it down
by a-nony-mouse September 21, 2005
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South Sudan

Bruv I fuckin South Sudan Linda the other day.
by Timbo Limbo April 23, 2020
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South Texas Wizard Battle

A competition in which two males face each other, pants down, while being either self or partner stimulated. First person to cast their spell on the opponent wins.
"Sorry, my eyesight hasn't been right since I lost a South Texas Wizard Battle."
by spellsnshit September 30, 2011
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South Carolina Fruit Basket

When a girl, or guy if you're into it, uses a fruit, usually a banana, to sexually please his/herself. Could also be a vegetable, such as a cucumber.
Guy 1: Dude, yesterday I walked in on my sister giving herself a South Carolina Fruit Basket!
Guy 2: Gross! I just hope she didn't put it back
by Sean O'Neil February 11, 2014
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