Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body

Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.

by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021

dry season

no nut november

don't fail the dry season or else

by Dopl November 19, 2019

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

Seasonal hoeness

The time of the year when hormones are high and bitches be hoes.

Damn, she’s acting up. That’s some seasonal hoeness

by kchoe March 30, 2022

Big boi season

Bigboiseason means a season of going big in the gym and getting fit as well as going big in business. Even though it has season in the name it is actually all year round.

It's Big boi season!

by Big Boi Season August 1, 2018

Season your cheese

When an elderly man yells at you. Probably the last time you'll mess with that guy.

“dont make me season your cheese buddy”

by Weinerbob September 5, 2019