Burnin’ rubber

When you jerk off with a condom on.

Jared is weird and lonely; I bet he likes burnin’ rubber.

by 30master May 12, 2022

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boot : rubbers

boot bo͞ot noun
1. The hindquarters of your automobile

2. a sturdy item of footwear covering the foot, the ankle, and sometimes the leg below the knee.
synonyms: gumboot · wellington · wader · walking boot · riding boot

boot bo͞ot verb
kick in a specified direction:
"he ended up booting the ball into the stands"
synonyms: kick · punt · bunt · strike with the foot · tap · propel · drive · knock · send · blooter

a hard kick: "I got a boot in the stomach"
synonyms: kick · blow · knock

Granny said to Pops, "Put your rubbers in the boot : rubbers." (translation: put your rain galoshes in the trunk of your car )

by ohenry bar July 1, 2022

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Bloody rubber shot

When a guy drinks a menstrual cup filled with period blood

He’s drinking a bloody rubber shot

by J4ck20n November 16, 2022

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cross-ribbed ape watcher

a random insult that makes no sense but still stings

"My friend Levi called me a cross-ribbed ape watcher."
"What does that even mean?"
"No idea, but long story short, I'm never asking him how to spell orange again"

by yourpseudonym5675 December 4, 2022

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highway rubbery

Da absurdly-exorbitant prices of condoms.

Da term "highway rubbery" could also refer to a gal's giving a guy a handjob while they're motoring down da freeway, possibly due to all da local stores' charging so much for condoms, and so da horny couple decided to forgo actual "fourth base" activities for da time being.

by QuacksO January 24, 2023

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