Retarded Ejaculation

During masturbation when about to blow your load a completely disgusting image pops into your head. Your load merely dribbles down the sides of your dick.

Josh- I was jacking off last night and all of a sudden i pictured Rosie O'Donnell's naked body.... i had a Retarded Ejaculation

by my pet tit August 28, 2011

philly inbred retard

People from the Philadelphia/south Jersey area who are all weird.

Do I know you? I don't know you...
Well sorry I didn't grow up in your little cliques.
Grow up huh?

philly inbred retard

by JoeNJ2 May 10, 2011

Sexy Retarded

Sexy Retarded

1) Very good, pleasurable, awesome, sweet, win

2) Very bad, annoying, stupid, lame, fail

"The graphics in that game are sexy retarded!"

"Dude, sit down, quit being sexy retarded"

by JonnyMenace January 5, 2009

retard

George bush.......no seriously.

do you really need an explination? >_> He rly is a retard..

by AleniaUmineko January 12, 2009

Retarded flamingo

The constant cringing of the leg after one's foot is no longer asleep, and they try to walk on it. It looks similar to how flamingos will hold one leg up, hence the name.

"I don't want to get up, because my foot's asleep"
"Trying to avoid the retarded flamingo, eh?"

by Unbalanced June 6, 2009

Retarded Claw of doom

A gesture made only by a retard from NZ who could not wank properly because his ring finger and thumbs are so closed to each other that the penis could not be grabbed by any possible means.

Guy1: hey! why is your hand like that.
Guy2: I got a hole in my brain. STOP IT!
Guy1: You retard.
Guy2: Its a gift from mommy and daddy called Retarded Claw of doom

then guy2 kills guy1 with the claw

by qwersdcfgvhjkl April 12, 2011

retardead

Doing something so dangerously stupid that you or someone else could get killed.

Mike was going 70 when all you could see was snow, how retardead can you get.

by knownman February 23, 2011