Robot Teabag

the delicate art of teabagging while doing the robot

Man #1 Hey! Remember that girl from the club last night?
Man #2 Ya. What about her?
Man #1 I Robot Teabagged that bit*h!

by Rewind! February 4, 2010

Robodump

The act of defecating with the direct assistance of a Droid cell phone. Similar to an iDump, just with different hardware.

Matt: "Chip, where have you been?"
Chip: "I've been preoccupied..."
Matt: "Ah, taking a robodump, huh?"
Chip: "You got me."

by AUBeastmaster February 21, 2010

Robomangalized

If someone is completely drunk to the extent where they are only able to perform simple commands in a robotic manner you would say they are Robomangalized.
(Glasweigan)

Did stevey get a lumber last night?

- Nah he was totally robomangalized. Had to steer him towards the taxi home

by Girl in the Dirty Shirt March 10, 2010

roboscope

The act of consuming large amounts mouth wash with the intension of getting drunk.

Shawn roboscope d in the bus on the way to telluride. I have never needed alcohol that badly!

by MJ-wow April 19, 2010

Robobinobo

Can be found on the streets of Glasgow begging for spare change, unclean, vile, repulsive creature. Rakes through bins to survive, seeks shelter in the underground station. Has claws and hairy features. a distinct pong about it.

robobinobo filth

by blahblahx May 26, 2010

robocoffee

One-cup instant-brew coffee percolated through a prepackaged, plastic cup (tradename: Keurig), which pretty much tastes like you'd guess coffee percolated instantly through a prefabbed plastic cup would taste like.

Q: Wanna stop at Dunkin Donuts for a cuppa?

A: Nah, no time. I'll grab a cuppa robocoffee at the office.

R: Suit yourself. Drop me off at Dunkin's, willya?

by davoking September 4, 2010

Robosigning

when an official or employee signs any document put in front of them without reading it first.

It was easy to get my lunch expensed - I put the receipt in a stack of letters my manager was robosigning.

by ImportantHousecat October 5, 2010