rich treatment

when someone does or says something dumb or corny and gets jumped for it

yo did you guys see how that fool aaron got the rich treatment?

by carlsbad demon January 2, 2023

Illusion Of Rich

When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".

Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.

Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.

Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.

Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!

by Wes the Human November 2, 2015

Rich Kid

an obnoxious, ungrateful person that whines about everything and gets what they want too often. they are often seen as much worse than this. sometimes affectionately called "!@#$%^&" by normal people.

today i saw a Rich Kid at school.

by Samucob123 April 10, 2023

Rich

rich a girls name,she has a gorgeous
Smile and kind heart,she dont have alot friends because she dont need it:) and she dont like talking to stranger;)

Come rich lets find friends!

by J_rsl November 25, 2021

Z Rich

The ideal human. A cunning mixture of personality and stunningly good looks. Known to attract the most beautiful women you'll ever see. Also knows ever UFC fighter ever. Known enemies of Quentin Desantis. Can usually be found at your local Bar with a Guinness in his hand.

Girl: Damn Z Rich is already active tonight

Boy: Yeah Z Rich is here every Saturday

by Q Jazyn March 6, 2023

Rich

Has kids play on the water polo team and has a pool. Cannot be rich unless you have a pool.

Person 1: Dude did you know they have a pool?
Person 2: No way dude! They are so rich!

by MarvelChick121 September 14, 2021

Young Rich Steppas

Young Rich Steppas formerly known as Young Gay Steppas is a group of Ethiopian Boys who are constantly advocating for gay rights and black rights. One of The Famous saying from the group is “I only suck black” by johnny g who goes by “trench” kid

A: Omg i just got gangbanged by a lot of boys
B: OH MY GOD, You are just like Young Rich Steppas!

by ketet August 20, 2021