Procrasticide

What you do when you have suddenly been given extra time to complete an assignment you thought was soon due, but you instead decide to kill that time by sitting on your rear and checking facebook. See also: Procrastinating

"Because of the snow, school was canceled! Now I have until Tuesday to study for my history test! Nah, I'll just commit Procrasticide instead."

by 55emginie February 22, 2013

procrasturbate

Putting off other things in order to masturbate.

She would often procrasturbate instead of getting her work done.

by DfwBigExec March 14, 2013

Procrastisleeping

When you dread having to spend the day doing something menial, so you spend a few more hour lying in bed and hoping it will go away.

Alice: Do you want to go out for dinner?
Bob: No, I was procrastisleeping untill 2 p.m. and now I'm running out of time to finish this assignment.

by Zrnspm May 31, 2013

Procrastinap

When you really don't want to do something and keep procrastinating, which makes you feel tired, drained and run down just thinking about doing it, so you take a nap instead which prolongs your procrastination.

"I really didn't want to study on Saturday so I took a procrastinap instead"

by Rooks M. June 1, 2013

procrasturbate

To waste time by playing with yourself in a hedonistic but ultimately pointless way.

"Some people think all I do is procrasturbate because I sit here telling myself I'm the only one who can be right and it makes me hard"

"I was going to watch a documentary on our planet to help inspire me for my thesis, but then I saw that skinflixxxx had a free ten minute preview so I ended up procrasturbating"

"That guy Kevin is such a procrasturbater, all he does is sit around playing sad classical music drinking gin whilst crying that nobody likes him"

by IAMTHECAKE June 17, 2013

Procrasterbait

The act of pleasuring oneself to put off completing homework and/or another task, usually out of laziness.

Friend 1: Did you finish that research paper for Mrs. Jones last night?
Friend 2: Nah, I'm avoiding that thing like the plague.
Friend 1: Yeah it really blows, I'm trying to just power through it.
Friend 2: Not me, I spent the majority of last night watching movies and procrasterbaiting, until I fell asleep.

by ugg-thugg September 5, 2013

procrastipost

Posting on forms of social media in order to procrastinate studying or assignments or any other important tasks.

"Why are yo spamming this Facebook group"
"I have an assignment due so I am procrastiposting"

by tessaurs October 23, 2013