Harry Potter

A lifestyle.

'Hey! So what are you doing tonight?'
'Reading Harry Potter. What else did you think?'
'Oh, so you're not busy?'
'Of course I am.'
'You said you're reading...'
'Yes...'
'So I thought-'
'Wait, you thought I choose YOU over Harry Potter? Ahahaha, you're actually really funny, have I ever told you that?'

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Harry potter

Something that is only liked because of nostalgia.

"The prequels were great!"

"Nah, your just pulling a harry potter."

by lover89 April 30, 2022

Harry Potter

Harry Potter is DA BEST THING EVER!!!

person 1- HAVE YOU READ HARRY POTTER?
PERSON 2 - YES OF COURSE! IT DA BEST!!!

by rgewfYSVDBHlug7p YRSLBVD May 15, 2022

Periwinkle Platter

You musty dusty rat

you Periwinkle Platter! Don't take my kill!

by voiledgbyu May 29, 2022

Harry Potter Fanfiction

Dobby shifted closer to Hermione. She begged him to plunge his pulsing, 6 foot long dick into her cavernous meat sack. She craved the pleasure that would come with his tip brushing against her most sensitive areas. Why are you still reading?

"Ah yes, Steve reads Harry Potter Fanfiction. Steve likes men"
"Oh my, I just jacked off to a graphic short filming describing in depth the texture of Dobby's balls. Whoopsie"

by anonymous June 7, 2022

periwinkle platter

A periwinkle (color) plate

"Do you have a Periwinkle Platter?"

by latefear June 10, 2022

harry potter liberal

a middle-aged woman that is obsessed with status quo democrats

elizabeth is such a harry potter liberal! shes got "#bidenharris" in her twitter bio

by apeuprising June 22, 2022