pipe dream

word definition: pipe dream n
a goal, hope, idea, or plan so fanciful that it is very unlikely to be realized.

everyone needs those pipe dreams.

you GUYS. its not FUNNY. pipe dreams wont come true if you havent GOT any. stop being stupid. i know you all have them. WHAT?? YOU DONT? stop fuckingwith me. OH MY GOD. FUCK YOU/FUCK ME okay. I THINK WE NEED A TIME-OUT *makes 'T' with hands*

BYE MY SWEET: sweetnsweaty pipe dreams babe

by cim April 19, 2003

pimpette

Meitra Lak

Meitra Lak is such a pimpette that everyone in the world wants to be her.

by One of her hoez August 4, 2003

Pieter

A guy of the Caucasian race, mostly with upper middle class income.

some are sexy, some are ugly ass-troll like assholes piece of crap that may be mistaken for Bigfoot if found in a dense wooden forest of north American and Canada.

That guy Pieter was shot on the leg, when he was confused for Bigfoot by a hunter.

by fenchtoad June 29, 2010

Laying down pipe

To fuck a girl from behind with a cock 8 inches or longer

I was laying down pipe on Emily last night

by BigDickDaddy615537 August 6, 2017

Don't fight the pipe

1. What I say to hoes or bitches, right before I turn 'em into my crack slaves and pimp 'em out for a tidy profit.

2. A line from a poem by Maya Angelou about Mayor Marion Barry (from the Chris Rock Show).

3. The sentiment behind Denzel Washington's forcing of Ethan Hawke to smoke some ill shit in Training Day.

1. "Don't fight the pipe biyatch. Don't fight the fuckin' pipe or I'll break my annihalator-Gator off in yo' fat ass! ... That's it, now get in the car ho."

2. "Hey Mr. Crack Rock
Mayor Crack Rock
You like the pipe
Don't fight the pipe
Mayor Crack Rock"

3. "If you don't smoke this nigga we have a problem!"

by Silky Johnson December 9, 2005

bending the pipe

the act of coming up behind a naked male, reaching through his legs, grabbing his penis, pulling it through his legs between his ass cheeks and lifting him off the ground.

"man, my penis hurts"
"you shouldn't have been bending the pipe with Uncle Louie for so long last night."

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

stove pipe

when you take a really big, one-piece, shit that sticks out of the water in the toilet.

by Anonymous August 6, 2003