smurf pillow

defines a person slept in wet pants and got blue dye on their pillow

Person 1: did you hear about person 3?
Person 2: Yeah, heard he woke up to smurf pillow

by Camebackwiththemilk August 1, 2023

Wisconsin Pillow

Sleeping off a drunk while resting your head on a beer bottle

You seen Steve? Yeah, he's on the couch with a Wisconsin pillow.

by DimethylDreamer August 2, 2023

Upper Decker Lip Pillow

Common phrase for a nicotine pouch.

Yo bro, can I get an upper decker lip pillow.

by glitched0 August 10, 2023

cold pillow

when your balls get smaller

person 1: hey bro i just jumped into the pool and i went cold pillow
person 2: thats to much information bro

by ballsack2001 August 13, 2023

Sleuder pillow

a half size pillow that is used between your knees when you sleep nude and have a wet dream to soak up wet dream secretions from your crotch. Sometimes it is used to hump while you sleep to increase climax!

I had a wet dream last night and my sleuder pillow was soaked in the morning.

by Ababy pillow September 2, 2023

Pillow

A soft object often used to scream or cry into by programmers when encountering a merge conflict.

He used his pillow yesterday

by Absolute Narwhal September 3, 2023

Poochy Pillow

A Poochy Pillow is a body pillow you sleep with. Not an ordinary body pillow, but a body pillow you must have every night.

Jakob: Give me that Poochy Pillow!!!!

Jaden: DO NOT TOUCH MY POOCHY PILLOW!!!

by Pepppaaa October 1, 2023