Domain Parking Lot

What you may find when a formerly existing website that you used to visit has not quite "gone 404" (meaning, Not Found At All), but is now a blank space, entirely unrelated to the former site -- often either displaying generic categories that go nowhere, *or* showing an indication that the domain is now available for purchase.

Damn, that used to be such a great website, but now it's just a Domain Parking Lot.

by Obscurantist1 July 2, 2023

massimo parinello

a bad boy that me, mia, arianna, and bianca b all love

that one kid is so hot—his name is massimo parinello

by marisssa_ June 4, 2023

lucy Partington

The sexiest women alive known to give you fanny flutters even as a guy

Look there’s lucy Partington

Man I just got fanny flutters

by Cutie patootie June 14, 2023

Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.

"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."

by astride November 28, 2023

el panini

(ehl)- (pah)-(knee)-(knee)

being racist to a mexican person

your an el panini beaner!

by le fortnita des monies October 21, 2024

Scrotolomy Partinimus

The ball sack found on males world wide that houses the 2 semen production factories called testicals , the most valued things on the planet.

Jane: I love it when Gavens Scrotolomy Partinimus smashes into my arse when he pile drives me during sex.

Jill: ohh so do I.

by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024

Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.

“Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”

by anonymous April 12, 2024