Paint Can Face

when a girl (usually an ugly one) puts on way too much make up, so much so that it's as if she has painted it on her face. She does this in hopes to attract a guy but almost always has the opposite effect.

I was going to hit on that chick I saw across the club but when I got closer I saw she was a paint can face so I aborted that mission faster then an unwanted fetus.

by Moogen31 August 13, 2011

tissue painting

When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something

Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.

by Big little v November 5, 2013

Paint Beast

A really fat person (typically a short and fat chick)

Yo look, it’s a 6’9 290 paint beast over there!

by idrinkpaint376 July 3, 2024

painting

A form of art created with paint and a paintbrush.

I hung up my painting in the living room after I cleaned my hands.

by aopi ghlcrjilfnvbkfelwjvoiekng January 13, 2022

American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.

Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.

by SauceMilk July 17, 2021

Paint my house

Ejaculate vigorously and bust load on the walls

Sorry guys can't hang out I gotta Paint my house

by Bignast420 March 7, 2021

landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.

He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.

by Human namuH August 9, 2021