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-Painted-

Some idiot on the internet who posts cringe memes and has no life and plays anime games
lol -Painted- is cringe
by PaintedGX October 27, 2020
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Paint Job

A female giving oral sex to a man and when he is about to cum she takes it out and places it upon a canvas and paints a picture, using his penis as a brush.
"Thats a great painting man"
"Thanks, my gf made it giving me a paint job"
by MrRusso March 7, 2022
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Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.
"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"
by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011
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Paint Chips

When you don’t wash your dick after having sex and the cum dries on it.
I woke up this morning with paint chips on my dick.
by BeezzyE November 21, 2020
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PAINT PORN

Paint porn is people rubbing paint on there body while there naked
Dude you watched paint porn same man
by Dteven November 2, 2020
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painting the peach

A sex act which involves the male pulling his penis out of the vagina and cumming on the outside. The male then uses his penis to spread the sperm all over her ass, almost like painting a canvas.
I didn’t want to get her pregnant, so I pulled out and started painting the peach
by tcnt20 December 14, 2019
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Paint Job

Being a “paint job” holds reference to a half-ass hotrod. Everyone appreciates a hot rod, right?

The “paint job” is an individual who has a flashy exterior which appeals to a specific genre, demographic or subject matter audience. Despite this, the “paint job” has the bare minimum under the hood, has a crap suspension and drivetrain, and handles and performs like a shitty ramshackle jalopy. The paint job has just enough holding it together to barely propel it to its next staging area where it can sit idle whilst people “ohh and ahh” at its look and image which implies power and honed superior performance. The paint deliberately cloaks and denies access to assess its powertrain, drivetrain and suspension.

The difference between influencers, celebrities, motivational speakers and politicians, (who are all mostly paint jobs) is that the politician is “officially” and “legally” credentialzed. This means the citizens under said political regime are expected to entrust, believe, and submit to their words, actions and beliefs as hierarchical custom. The means to credentialization is often overlooked and shrouded by additional paint job credentials.

Paint fades and is cheap heat.
Man this instagram fitness influencer really know what she's doing, she has 10000+ likes for doing calisthenic movements that mankind has done for 1000s of years!

No. She's just a paint job and has no legitimate skills or talent. You are dazzled by her appearance which will fade and expire by 30 years old.
by Kirkury August 25, 2021
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