poo tickets

Those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.

"I hate poo tickets."

by neak October 18, 2008

weenie the poo

when a male inserts his penis into a females anus and gets and very noticeable surprise that is very unwanted.

Damn you just "weenie the pooed" all over my dick!

by jake the joker April 20, 2014

poo lube

The residual lube left on an unwiped anus directly after a bowl movement.

Last night my wife took a dump, and I fucked her in the ass using her own poo lube.

by wwjsd December 6, 2013

Poo bag

1:A generally annoying, rude or lazy person 2: A socially acceptable way to insult childen in public

Mother : " hey josie can you hand me the remote?" Child: "no, get it yourself!" Mother: "you know josie, you can be a real a poo bag sometimes."

by Jennysayspenis June 19, 2011

Poo Mummie

A perfectly preserved piece of gum that has finally been pooped out after a long process of digestion

Yesterday I was about to flush, but then had to take a picture of these two poo mummies in my toilet bowl.

by Alexnathen December 17, 2008

rudy-poo

One who is lame, puss, or otherwise, clueless. See rudy poo

The Rock says he's gonna kick your rudy-poo candy ass!

by whup_ass_take_names November 29, 2003

poo sacking

To take a dump in a pillow case or similar sack-like bag and then beat your partner with it. Commonly practiced by but not strictly limited to members of the homosexual community.

After a tiresome day at work Tarquin decided to go home, kick off his shoes and partake in a good poo sacking.

by Botty bot bot November 12, 2007