myspace pirate

A person that sends out friend requests to any and everyone in a quest to out friend everyone else.

Timmy you are a myspace pirate.

by playmisterio May 21, 2008

monkey-pirate-ninja

the coolest animal ever mixed with a swash-buckeling maritime pillager mixed with a master of the dark and secertive arts of the ninja.

that monkey-pirate-ninja just PWNED u.

by emoslayer666 May 23, 2008

angry pirate kickback

after a man angry pirate a woman, she cleans up, goes back into the room and kicks the man's ass hard.

sweetie, this is how you get angry pirate kickback ...

by blackpudding July 29, 2013

meat pirate

The act of resting a man's fat belly upon a woman's eye.

Refer to Jim Jefferies.

It totally killed the mood when he pulled a meat pirate.

by smallzmcgee February 6, 2014

Butt Pirate

An individual who prefers anal sex with another man - a phenomenon most men don't understand but which the Seinfeld crew has declared "not that there's any thing wrong with that".

That dude is obviously a a butt pirate - and it looks like the guy with him is too!

by MR Nipple June 17, 2014

Salty The Pirate

To Salty The Pirate is when a man and a woman are having Oral Sex, and the man begin's to cum, it hits the girl's eye and the girl closes their eye's and goes "ARRGGHH"

1. Dude that one girl was getting all Salty The Pirate with me last night

by Hacz0r April 2, 2009

The Suburban Pirate Orchestra

The greatest band to come out of Bel Air, Maryland. Their music will make ya take your clothes off (ladies only (...usually)).

-Endorsed by 'Monsters of Cock'.

"That show last night was incredible; The Suburban Pirate Orchestra made me wanna get naked!" -All the girls.

by Pualti April 15, 2009