Panky

What a man does to satisty himself, usually involving the left and or right hand. The hanky panky minus the hanky.

"Chris had a great panky yesterday during his MP."

"He couldn't wait to get home and have some panky time."

by Chastity White Trash March 26, 2010

pantyho

Half of a pantyhose; also meaning meanie pants

gosh.. kelly is such a pantyho

by we_hate_jack September 1, 2005

hanky panky

Underwear. Commonly mistooken for sexual activity.

Hey Natasha, I'm wearing a pair of really hot hanky pankys right now. ;)

by rachit January 23, 2004

Sassy Pantalones

Spanglish invented by Chelsea to express excitement or surprise. Used when someone is being uncharictaristicaly sassy.

That outfit is sassy pantalones!

The play this weekend is going to be sassy pantalones.

by gdyds January 3, 2007

Checked Pant Republican

Noun. A member of the U.S. Republican Party who eschews conservative social issues in favour of those political policies meant to perpetuate the priviledged position of himself and his wealthy fellow travelers. Sometimes also referred to as a "Country Club Conservative", "Republicrats" or "Rockefeller Republican", the latter term derived from former U.S. Vice President and Governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller. Checked Pant Republicans consistently pander to the plutocracy of the United States through the promotion of issues such as reduced progressivity of taxation, reduced restrictions on commerce through the elimination or reduction of regulation, the promotion of free trade through the unilaterial elimination of "protective" measures such as tarrifs, quotas, etc. (in short the promotion of a "School of Manchester/Chicago" approach to economics). In turn, they tend to ignore/downplay the social issues important to Cultural/Movement (aka "Real") Conservatives, such as the fight against abortion, the promotion of traditional, Western based, Judeo Christian cultural norms, unapologetic patriotism, the defence of the traditional nuclear family, the fight against the rise of cultural degeneracy, opposition to bilingual education, opposition to public acceptance/promotion of open homosexuality, school vouchers and prayers in school.

Republican Voter #1: "Hey, I'm, thinking of voting for Mitt Romney rather than New Gingrich. I just feel that Mitt better captures my feelings on Wall Street Fatcats getting richer through bailouts, Chinese imports gutting our manufacturing base through our unilateral elimination of tarrifs and quotas and our slide into a degenerate society that is being undermined by liberal values on basically everything."

Republican Voter #2: "Better think twice, son. Both Mitt and Newt are nothing but Checked Pant Republicans, conveniently masquerading in the primaries as Real Conservatives in order to win your vote.

by el cornudo February 21, 2012

Pansy

Pansy

pan·sy pan-zee
-adjective, pl. pan·sies

Derived from the word Chimpanzee

1. a. Someone who has the intelligence of a chimpanzee and makes stupid decisions.
b. Someone who is weak/unmanly
c. Someone who is crazy, reckless, careless and not sure exactly what they are doing(dumbass). Also See "Donkey".
- Used as an insult, often with the word f*cking in front of it.

Marv from Sin City "Is that the best you can do, you pansies?"
In poker, "How can you go all in with that hand, f*cking pansy"

by GeneYuss October 5, 2007

panny crickets

pubic lice

also known as crabs, remble crabs with their pincers.

Curable thank god

"I'm itching like crazy down there I hope I didn't get panny crickets"

by chris March 8, 2007