Painting the flagpole

To jerk (masturbate) of

Im going to be painting the flagpole at two in the morning

by Gay man dictionary July 13, 2021

American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.

Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.

by SauceMilk July 17, 2021

Painted troll fat

Saying this phrase will get you sent to Facebook jail. Source: Personal experience. Refers to: the game Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion and the quest “A Brush With Death” where you enter a painting and fight painted trolls which will drop painted troll fat when killed.

I follow a gibberish page on Facebook and decided to randomly comment “painted troll fat” which got me sent to Facebook jail. I got 3 days for my 3rd offense for equally stupid reasons. Thanks mods!

by Zozothecat July 22, 2021

wolf painting

A work of art inspired by a traumatic dream.

John was always known for the emotional depth of his screenplays, but his most recent work is said to be his first would wolf painting; during an interview he told journalists that he woke up in a full sweat and changed by the events of his dream.

by qaptoR July 30, 2021

Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021

Paint

The substance you use to paint something.
Also the action used when you say you are using paint

"Hey, are you painting?"
"Yeah I'm using paint on my walls."

by Whoa. Urban Dictionary Person! February 15, 2022

Russian Paint Job

When you quickly lick from a woman’s butthole to her vagina and repeat back and forth. Use your tongue like a paint brush and move quickly because your are rushin’

I gave my tinder date a Russian paint job when we came back to my place.

by James Franklin 512 February 26, 2022